Dear Friends: Welcome to Real America

I know you have many choice in getting the news (even the lame-stream media) and I appreciate you coming to my brand new website.

Wait why should, I listen to you? You're saying to yourself. You don't have any power, I didn't elect you to represent me! That is exactly, Why! I'm just like you. I was born a simple farm boy in right damn near the middle of America, the heartland. That's what I've always been a heartlander, a regular Joe and not afraid to express my opinion.

I'll do allot of unpopular things here like stand up for the little guy, decry wasteful spending and standing for American values. We and our way of life is under attack and heading towards an imminent end here people, (I'm fucking serious here people) we need to rise up and donate to my new project "On Doud 9" with my 9 essential rules to taking back America.
By donating and becoming a member of the "Doud Crowd" You can stand up to the despotism of the Obama Whitehouse.

"On Doud 9" (9 essential princples for taking America Back.)

1. We should run the country like my high school, the president is elected on popularity not on the color of his skin and women wore jumpers.

2. Stand up for Truth tellers like Sarah Palin, she had a Down syndrome baby and yet the media still attacks her.

3. Don't get your news from the media.

4. Have more children, I don't care if you're not married we need more regular Americans like us (Just no Miscegenation).

5. Don't let your daughters go to graduate school (unless it's a finishing school) or she'll never make you grandkids.

6. Always trust a man with a Bible and a southern accent.

7. Write your legislators tell them what bills they can and can't support. Cajole them and threaten them with pictures from college parties if they don't do what you want.

8. It's not that liberals are always wrong it's that they are incapable of seeing that they are wrong because they are so open minded their brains fall out. Don't Trust them.

9. Donate and Support. Become a Member of the exclusive "Doud Crowd"

Thanks for checking me out until next time I'll just be "Thinking out Doud".