Thursday, November 19, 2009

Dear Friends: Welcome to Real America

I know you have many choice in getting the news (even the lame-stream media) and I appreciate you coming to my brand new website.

Wait why should, I listen to you? You're saying to yourself. You don't have any power, I didn't elect you to represent me! That is exactly, Why! I'm just like you. I was born a simple farm boy in right damn near the middle of America, the heartland. That's what I've always been a heartlander, a regular Joe and not afraid to express my opinion.

I'll do allot of unpopular things here like stand up for the little guy, decry wasteful spending and standing for American values. We and our way of life is under attack and heading towards an imminent end here people, (I'm fucking serious here people) we need to rise up and donate to my new project "On Doud 9" with my 9 essential rules to taking back America.
By donating and becoming a member of the "Doud Crowd" You can stand up to the despotism of the Obama Whitehouse.

"On Doud 9" (9 essential princples for taking America Back.)

1. We should run the country like my high school, the president is elected on popularity not on the color of his skin and women wore jumpers.

2. Stand up for Truth tellers like Sarah Palin, she had a Down syndrome baby and yet the media still attacks her.

3. Don't get your news from the media.

4. Have more children, I don't care if you're not married we need more regular Americans like us (Just no Miscegenation).

5. Don't let your daughters go to graduate school (unless it's a finishing school) or she'll never make you grandkids.

6. Always trust a man with a Bible and a southern accent.

7. Write your legislators tell them what bills they can and can't support. Cajole them and threaten them with pictures from college parties if they don't do what you want.

8. It's not that liberals are always wrong it's that they are incapable of seeing that they are wrong because they are so open minded their brains fall out. Don't Trust them.

9. Donate and Support. Become a Member of the exclusive "Doud Crowd"

Thanks for checking me out until next time I'll just be "Thinking out Doud".

18 comments:

  1. I'd be "Ryan" through my teeth if I didn't say this blog makes me "Doud to be An American."

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  2. We need to stop this "PC" stuff from destroying the constitution. It's killing our freedom and Barack Obama won't do anything about it because He's from Keyna!

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  3. GEESE! WHAT THE HECK IS GOIN ON IN THIS DUMB*** COUNTRY OF OURS? IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL FOR ANYONE TO RESTRICT THE FLYING OF OUR FLAG! F******* LIBERALS! IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE FLAG GGGGETTTTTT OUUTTTTTT! SURE YOU NEED SOMEBODY TO WIPE YOUR NOSE AND PAY YOUR BILLS JUST DON'T FLY THE FLAG!?! EFFFFF UUUUUUU! LOSERS!

    -an actual quote from a poster on Foxnews.com (also a close, personal friend)

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  4. Also we need to change the word "liberty" to "conservity."

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  5. We should be able to fly the American flag anywhere we want! Red is for the blood spilled pertecting it!! I am going to fly a big Old Glory on my windshield and drive around town so my naybors no I'm a PATRIOT!

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  6. Just compare two large states, Texas and CaLIBfornia. I have lived in both. Texas, good housing market, unemployment well below the national avg, people flocking here, no state income taxes, God, family and country values. Cal: Hate God family and country, promote illegal aliens, pedophiles and gay marriage, Some of the highest taxes in the country, people leaving as fast as they can, horrible housing market, deficit larger than some COUNTRIES. Gee, is there a difference?

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  7. From "lloydcannon" in Texas:

    Obo you stink ,You are the sorryest pice off Dog dung. You stand for every thing that is wrong.

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  8. From "statueofsadness" in Virginny:

    I can not belive you people I understand that its sad that her daughter didnt have insurance but its not a right to have health insurance just because we are in america you people make me sick to think we should have this and we should have that. Well I think its a right that every american should have a supplied ford f-450 diesel superduty because we live in america see how dumb that sounds we are talking about a product that you buy its not something that you are born with the right of owning you have the right to own your body but ill tell you this if this pass's so much for that it will be like when i was in the army and the govt has you sign a contract they own your body while you are in service but this is worse you will be born right into no longer having that choice weather or not to sign on the dotted line. If you want health care lets try reform this dems that are standing up and saying hey wait a minute they realize what they are about to do we dont have to build a whole new highway for a pot hole people it just some resurfacing

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  9. From "nostradamis" in California:

    AARP= American Anti Retirement Person Association. Rid yourselves of this political liberal organization. They would sell their own grandparents benefits for political gain. Don't be fooled. Return your Cards, in as many pieces as possible.

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  10. "Texasproud," likely from Texas-

    "Anyone head of a ceramics department must be a communist. Enuff said"

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  11. "kevcogs" from Colorado, reference to Pres. Obama's decision to hold off on a holiday vacation until the health care vote-

    "The shoeshine boy still has more shoe to shoe before he goes surfing"

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  12. From "unionrepublican" -

    "the white house is now just another property in the HUD ghetto portfolio! and who better to live there, than the first ghetto family! some day soon, when we get a white republican back in there...hopefully, Mrs. Sarah Palin, we'll get back the dignity and respect the property deserves!"

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  13. From "jnhks"-

    "Tiger Woods is a good example of lefty-liberality. Look at the mess he's in from giving in to his immoral urges, making poor decisions, putting himself in compromising situations, and spending his money in the wrong places for the wrong things. He's a great example of the wanton desires of liberals and how they are the architects of the misery of many people including themselves. I don't blame Woods for his mistakes; but I do ask that he pay for them."

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  14. Have fun with this link:

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/01/04/secret-service-investigating-obama-effigy-hanging/#commentCount

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  16. I can see our illustrious government leaders bringing in more doctors from terorist countries to take case of us....Imagune, terrorist raised doctors caring for all the illegals.

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